Alright, we are going to have a lesson in Who Is O5-10 today, because, apparently, none of you can figure these things out on your own.
I am Level 5 Foundation Overseer Designation 10 Callsign “Janus”, known on legal documentation as Salt Newport, formerly of the reality construct known colloquially as “Bastardverse”.
Things that are within my jurisdiction:
- Recordkeeping
- Research of various types
- Internal Public Relations
- This blog
- Contacting the Overseers of the Bastardverse Council
- The Petty Affairs Department
Things I am more or less willing to answer, with discretion:
- Inquiries about my Command
- Inquiries about myself
- Inquiries about intra-group relations
- Inquiries about anomalous concepts
- Requests for paperwork
- Requests for files
- Requests for contact with my construct
Things that are in no way my problem:
- Drama between you and non-Foundation entities
- Drama between you and Foundation entities that does not classify as “Petty Affairs”
- Whatever is going on with the Br*ght family right now
- The fact that you don’t like it when we kick your ass
- The consequences of your actions
- Actively wrangling other Overseers who are not posing a threat to the mission
- Taking care of your children
Are we clear?
OOC Stuff Below Cut

