Alright, we are going to have a lesson in Who Is O5-10 today, because, apparently, none of you can figure these things out on your own.

I am Level 5 Foundation Overseer Designation 10 Callsign “Janus”, known on legal documentation as Salt Newport, formerly of the reality construct known colloquially as “Bastardverse”.

Things that are within my jurisdiction:

  • Recordkeeping
  • Research of various types
  • Internal Public Relations
  • This blog
  • Contacting the Overseers of the Bastardverse Council
  • The Petty Affairs Department

Things I am more or less willing to answer, with discretion:

  • Inquiries about my Command
  • Inquiries about myself
  • Inquiries about intra-group relations
  • Inquiries about anomalous concepts
  • Requests for paperwork
  • Requests for files
  • Requests for contact with my construct

Things that are in no way my problem:

  • Drama between you and non-Foundation entities
  • Drama between you and Foundation entities that does not classify as “Petty Affairs”
  • Whatever is going on with the Br*ght family right now
  • The fact that you don’t like it when we kick your ass
  • The consequences of your actions
  • Actively wrangling other Overseers who are not posing a threat to the mission
  • Taking care of your children

Are we clear?

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